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Stephen Miller & Katie Waldman

Stephen writes Trump's border policies and Katie defends them. It's a #MatchMadeInHate - a parody website.

Partners in Crimes
Against Humanity

We met during a rare moment – a White House press briefing. He caught my attention the moment he shouted “fake news!” to no one in particular. It only took a few minutes for us to realize our shared passion of our right to absolute superiority based on nothing but the color of our skin. We went for drinks right after, and the next morning when I walked into my office I found a card from Stephen asking me out. He signed it with his name and an acronym that I believe stood for “Katie, Katie, Katie.” Since that day, unlike migrant families at the border, we became inseparable.

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Our Venue

Our wedding will be located on a plantation, because of course. Replicating that antebellum era charm with cocktails was really important to us. It ensures no one is able to forget about the dark history of our country that we continue to perpetuate with our policies. Cheers!

The Wedding Party

Stevie Miller Best Man
Stephenie Miller Maid of Honor
Stephan Miller Groomsman
Stephenia Miller Bridesmaid
Stephen Miller Jr. Groomsman
Stephy
Miller
Bridesmaid

A Word From Our Families

“I have watched with dismay and increasing horror as my nephew, an educated man who is well aware of his heritage, has become the architect of immigration policies that repudiate the very foundation of our family’s life in this country.”

– Uncle David Glosser

“I object.”

– God
S & K

Our Registry

Stephen Miller has made it his life’s mission to strip all compassion and understanding from US immigration policy. As a thank you, we at Full Frontal want to get him a wedding present that we know he’ll hate. The registry below contains wishlist items from charities that help asylum seekers and immigrants. These US-based organizations help the most vulnerable among us, people whose rights are receding faster than Stephen’s hairline. We promise he’ll hate your donation more than he hates the phrase, “America is a melting pot." To ensure these organizations have a troll-free holiday, we've kept them anonymous. Unfortunately, this means donations will not be tax-deductible.

Registry